The Uncool
This is how I dressed for a fourth date.
As I date, I have been entertaining myself a little by breaking the rules of “playing it cool.” Sometimes I choose not to filter myself because I find it amusing to see how people will react. I know I have been a little aggressive but making the list below I realize I may have gone a skosh far.
As evidence, the following are some of the confessions I have made to him:
“I am bat shit crazy right now.”
“I used to pray to be an angel when I was 5.”
“I would like to photograph you working.”
“I had a dream about you.”
“I really sorta kinda really like you.”
And now . . .
Oh well.
Vintage skirt: Jantzen, thrift store (Price: $5)
Beret: Beret Basque from Dillard’s (Price: $?, 15 years ago)
Vintage blouse: John Matthew, thrift store (Price: $4)
Belt: thrift store borrowed from Kelly
Vintage rings: Turquoise Navajo old pawn jewelry
(Old pawn is jewelry the Navajo Indians brought into pawn shops to borrow money.)
Boots: Corso Como from Shoe Fetish (Price: $240, 4 years ago)
Beware. How dangerous could it be?
