Frivolous Universe

AWKWARD

Well…this is AWKWARD.

Cringe-Worthy Stories. A tribute theme to David Sedaris and Story Story Night‘s toddler-esque 2nd birthday in which (finally) every natural predilection and mannerism and nerdiness of mine seemed to fit in and find peace.

Like the myopia. Dorky designer glasses, nearsighted prescription: 7+ ($70, Frame Joint- 1/2 off designer wear sale).

Like the acne (ProActiv, Accutane, homeopathy, untold over the counter treatments: $1,000s upon $1,000s). And the slouch (mild scoliosis. Sexy).

Like the vintage green tuxedo jacket (thrift store $3). Anna and Frank black silk top (thrift store, $1.99). Plaid wool shorts (thrift store, $3).

Like the grey pull up stocking-socks ($5, Urban Outfitters’ sale rack), and the Cole Haan black leather loafers ($2.99). Rock on, dorks.

Thanks to Whitney Rearick for the fantastic photos.

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