BETRAYED
Tiger, tiger, burning bright / In the forests of the night, / What immortal hand or eye / Could frame thy fearful symmetry? –William Blake
Better look… (twice…) (also, behind you…)
before this dress leaps.
Rawr. Eyes gonna getchya.
Story Story Night‘s BETRAYED: Stories of Et Tu, Brute? was on Monday. To prepare, I watched several episodes of “Who the $%!*! Did I Marry” on Netflix, half-assed practiced singing “Everything’s Alright” from Jesus Christ Superstar with Dan, and bought this Honeycomb tiger print and eyes vintage dress ($11, LUX). Job well done.
Fan photo by Jay Saenz. During the Jesus Christ Superstar bit. I am Mary Magdelene, and Dan is Jesus, also Judas. Talk about dual nature.
After a tumultuous BREAK-UP, this show was as smooth as butter. But I knows to pull out the claws when I needs to. Armor Bijoux claw, glass and silver necklace (borrowed, Bethany Walter).
And the eyes have it. Rawr. Ralph Lauren black suede and wood clog pumps ($7, Good Samaritan).
Look, it’s my infinity awesome pen bird tattoo and frantic Story Story Night face, both apparently newsworthy, as featured in a revelatory personal article in the March 11 Sunday issue of the Idaho Statesman.
Unbelievable photos by FU’s Friday vixen, Bethany Walter.
So uh, sorry for “betraying” you by not doing a post last week. I’ll make it up to you by actually doing it someday. Then I will delete this very paragraph so internet posterity never knows I am perpetually tardy. (Insert evil laugh.)
